Pricing Funnies
It’s the holidays, so let’s take a break from figuring out prices and enjoy some (mostly) price-related jokes.
Lots of these are cringe-worthy: you get what you pay for.
See you in the New Year!
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.
It was a freebie.
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
My local chinese restaurant raised their prices recently, due to the increase in electricity prices.
I told them they should turn off some of their lights . They said they can't turn them all off, but they do dim sum.
I told my tailor his prices were outrageous.
He told me to suit myself.
A man in India claimed that he could predict the price of bread at every restaurant he went to.
Absolute naansense.
https://hbr.org/2015/02/strategic-humor-cartoons-from-the-march-2015-issue
My uncle spent $250,000 on a new limo and later found out the price does not include a driver.
To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!
I’ve got to get this off my chest.... I'm getting sick and tired of people complaining about the price of things, $4.70 for coffee, $2.90 a cookie, $8.00 an hour for parking.
If I hear any more moaning, going I'm stopping inviting people to my house.
European Out-of-Office: "I’m away camping for the summer. Please email back in September.”
American Out-of-Office: “I have left the office for 2 hours to undergo kidney surgery, but you can reach me on my cellphone anytime”.